I like to think that Sanji’s been on the ocean constantly from the time Zeff adopted him to the time the strawhats picked him up. Like he never went on land to buy groceries or anything (cause that was someone else’s job or something) he just lived on the boat 24/7.
And I also like to think that there was very little time between Usopp and Sanji joining the strawhats. They just went straight from Usopp’s island to the Baratie w/o stopping anywhere.
And so basically, the first time the east blue gang all get onto an island together, Usopp isn’t used to the transition between walking around on a boat for 2 weeks and walking on land, so his legs r all shakey and he can’t stand straight and he’s walking around like an idiot. And Sanji’s still on the ship laughing his ass off n making fun of him n stuff until he gets on land and immediately faceplants because he hasnt stepped foot on solid ground in 10 years.
IS HE DEAD MOMMY IS HE RIGOR MORTIS DID YA KILL THE MAN WILL THEY HAVE TO BURY THE MAN MOMMY WILL THEY HAVE TO HUH MOMMY WILL THEY MOMMY WILL THEY HAVE TO HUH MOMMY
i have been scrolling the “looks” on the gucci website. whoever designed these desires only to cause pain. so many of the patterns on these clothes actually appear to be moving when I look at them. these models are all hollow-eyed Victorian children trying to advertise to predators that they are poisonous.
These are prey animals whose natural habitat is a couch
these men are dressed like they’re going to a job interview where they will be slowly impaled on stakes in a pit of fire ants if they get the job. if I saw one of these guys standing in a person’s front yard I would assume he was either trying to lower the property values or that his role in a nearby home invasion was “distraction.”
These two are in a running competition to see who can shoplift the largest item.
What do I even say? is it even possible to intentionally create something uglier? are these people under a faerie curse where if someone compliments them they are slowly eaten alive by maggots?
Is this fashion? If this was a style of architecture it would be a car wash. If this was a style of dance it would be the insensate twitching of a corpse that has been hanged. If this was a style of music it would be a harmonica cover of a Pug dying a painful death. If you have sex in these outfits you gain a second virginity. These people are dressed for the job they want, and they want God to kill them.
